lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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