NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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