i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
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Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
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I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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