Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
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I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
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I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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