I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
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So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
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whose ass print is on the piano?
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
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