Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
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