Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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