You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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