he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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