yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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