you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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