Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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