Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
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How the fuck did I get small bruises all over my body?
Well you were laying on the couch naked after the girls left, staring into space, and I went over to the pool table and threw every ball as hard as I could at you from point blank range . You didn't flinch, blink, or scream for any of them. next time maybe you won't fuck my girl while I'm taking a shit
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
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what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
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