not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
Randomize
