found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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