I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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