my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I'm getting married
To pizza
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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