I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
At least life still wants to fuck me.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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