And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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