her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
I think I just shit out all my problems.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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