how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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