New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
zippers are such a cool invention
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some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
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Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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