But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
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Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
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Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
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