doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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