Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
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We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
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Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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