my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
no. you can't hotbox the world.
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i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
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you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
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