The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
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found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
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you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
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