She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
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