AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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