I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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