It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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