Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
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Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
Send help, water and tortillas.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
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Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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