would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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