Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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