hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
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just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
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Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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