since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
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I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
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you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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