he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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