just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
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He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
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... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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