Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
did i walk over a car last night?
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
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