i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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