Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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