Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
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You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
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We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
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