We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
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Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
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I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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