I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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