white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
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I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
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Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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