ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
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