just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
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I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
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I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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