I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
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