you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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