Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
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I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
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My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I don't want my vagina anymore.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
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