He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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