You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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