Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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