He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
4 words: hood of his car
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
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She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
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Your topless pictures make me question reality
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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