some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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